Pick my press car

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01/26/2017 at 11:16 • Filed to: None

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I’ve got a few options to choose from. Tell me which one you’re most interested in seeing an Oppo-review on! Options listed below.

VW GTI
Chevrolet Tahoe
Kia Soul
Chevrolet Impala
Mazda MX-5
Chrysler 300

So what should I drive?


DISCUSSION (48)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:19

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its you, you are going to complain about all of them being too heavy and too many toys.

curious to compare the tahoe with the burb, or failing that, a 300.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:20

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Tahoe


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:20

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I’d vote for GTI or Impala. Difficulty: 1981 and 1964, respectively.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Ash78, voting early and often
01/26/2017 at 11:25

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I wish vintage press cars were a thing! Would make my life even better.


Kinja'd!!! Probenja > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:25

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Kia Soul if it has the Turbo engine, or the GTI.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > bob and john
01/26/2017 at 11:26

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Tahoe honestly might not fit in my garage, haha but it could be good to compare.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Probenja
01/26/2017 at 11:26

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Soul will likely be the Turbo model. I think that’s all they have on fleet for that model.


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:28

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MX-5 if hard top, if not, GTI


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:29

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If you do get the Kia soul, go to a pet store and buy 50 hamsters, call up Kia and be like I don’t know what happened I was just driving around and these little guys appeared everywhere.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
01/26/2017 at 11:30

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MX-5 would be the regular-old convertible.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:30

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Chrysler 300


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:30

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Impala.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > E90M3
01/26/2017 at 11:30

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Yeah but imagine cleaning out 50,000 little poo pellets..


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:31

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Just pretend that it came like that, or pressure wash it out.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:31

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Knowing that you own a Suburban that has traveled more than the distance to the moon, I would very much like to read your review of the Tahoe.


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:32

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Definitely Honda Civic!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > shop-teacher
01/26/2017 at 11:32

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I like that frame of reference. As an aside, I’ve driven a ton of suburbans through the years going back to a 1974 model. Almost every generation since then. My dad owned 4 of them in a row.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:33

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I’d be curious to hear about the Soul Turbo. Barring that, the MX5 might get a lot of reviews but hell, why not one more.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:34

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The lack of Juke is unsettling.


Kinja'd!!! CB > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:34

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Either the GTI or the 300 gets my vote. Although everyone’s point about your experience with Suburbans makes me think driving the Tahoe is a good idea.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Racin'Jason001
01/26/2017 at 11:35

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That review is actually already done! Watch my thoughts on it here:


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:36

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I vote Kia Soul!!!!

(I still need to post my Chevy Impala review...)


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
01/26/2017 at 11:36

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Drove a manual-trans Juke Nismo RS years ago. Haven’t touched one since. Have they changed a lot?


Kinja'd!!! facw > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:37

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Hamster car!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > CB
01/26/2017 at 11:37

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I found the Golf R really disappointing so hopefully the GTI can up the fun factor. Haven’t driven a 300 in years.


Kinja'd!!! CB > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:38

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Really? What was so disappointing about it? Or do you have a review I can read somewhere?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:38

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See, you’re perfect for it!

A couple years ago I rented a big sedan for a road trip. I was pissed when I got stuck with a Tahoe, because that just seemed like driving a newer version of my truck. Then the weirdest thing happened ... I absolutely fell in love with it.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:43

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I’ll vote Kia Soul. Never here much about it from enthusiasts, but it seems like it has the potential to be a good car.  


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > CB
01/26/2017 at 11:43

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Well I didn’t drive it for a review, actually but I just found it kind of uninspiring. It’s really, really fast but also kinda joyless. Feels like a really small S3. Which I guess it is. Engine sound is synthetic, steering is numb, and 3,000 ppund curb weight is a bit much for a hatchback. I dunno, it wasn’t for me.


Kinja'd!!! hike > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:44

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I can’t remember the last review I saw on a Tahoe. I vote Tahoe or 300.


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:45

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Canada only now gets the AWD NISMO RS, MY2016 was the last year you could get manual NISMO RS up here. They changed the front fascia & tail lights in 2015, other then that not much that I know of. 


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 11:46

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Sat in a hard top the other day, feels so much smaller


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > hike
01/26/2017 at 11:49

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Tahoe is one of the few real truck-based SUV’s left.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:03

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Didn’t you already do a Miata? Um, Tahoe or 300? Is it a 300C? Does the 300C still have a V8?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:03

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Miata is always the answer, but everyone’s reviewed it already. Do the Soul because no one takes them seriously. I’m a firm believer that anyone who bought a Renegade should have bought a Soul.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:05

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Kia Soul: Does It Suck Yours?


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:09

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Since you said it would probably be the Turbo model, I too would like to see the Soul.

What engine choice would the 300 come with?


Kinja'd!!! Racin'Jason001 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:11

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Awesome!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Stapleface
01/26/2017 at 12:12

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Just guessing the V6 but could be the 5.7 Hemi. They rarely tell us when we book these things.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:28

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Damn. I’d say if it was the Hemi that would change things. But with the Pentastar I say stick with the Soul.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 12:50

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Impala so you can hopefully complain about the visibility as much as me .

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Kinja'd!!! DasWauto > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 13:02

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GTI, I’ll offer up my WRX as a comparison.


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Textured Soy Protein
01/26/2017 at 13:13

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Ugh that looks awful


Kinja'd!!! DFW's cars, Ferrari Dave’s thoughts on cars. > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 13:22

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you got all those press cars in one week? We may need to talk- the most I’ve had in a week is 2. Anyway, 300 if it is a 300 Hemi, Soul could be interesting, GTI and MX-5 have been so covered I think that’d be tough.


Kinja'd!!! DFW's cars, Ferrari Dave’s thoughts on cars. > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 13:29

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surprised a sportier VW would have numb steering. Because I don’t think they’ve gone all electric yet (and if they have believe it may be like some Nissans/Audis) that use a hybrid system.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/26/2017 at 18:04

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C let us vette! !!!


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > The Compromiser
01/27/2017 at 09:20

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I wish! It’s currently in pieces in my garage getting a new radiator and some other upgrades.


Kinja'd!!! The Compromiser > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
01/27/2017 at 10:43

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300. Luxobarge. The 3.6 is pretty good if that’s what it has.